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Somali immigrants(*). Never seen snow before, and then they try driving in it.
Today's speech: "Okay, see this? [sliding boot around in tire-spinout hole] You had no traction. Sometime today, get to a Target [yeah, no bias] or a hardware store like THAT ONE OVER THERE [pointing to the ACE Hardware a block away] and get a shovel [not like this broken plastic one that some cute chick in a nearby apartment building brought over], rock salt, and sand or kitty litter. Ask them and they'll tell you what you need. Allright? Good luck."
(*-A guess. I didn't ask, and he didn't say. Don't really care either, for all I know, the guy was from Florida...)
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